Business Briefs: INVESTMENT ALERT!

August 21, 2008 by Steve Elledge 

Stock alert! McDonald’s Investors on Wyoming Boulevard are scrambling to dump their stock in anticipation of today’s announcement that Big B Lecher will be terminating his relationship with the struggling franchise. In a mad rush to liquidate their shares some are wondering what to do with their proceeds and where a safe investment might be made? Those on the “inside” know that Big B himself is expected to “rise again” through the corporate ranks of the grocery giant Safeway, whose stock is already nudging upward in anticipation of his arrival. We’ll bring you more on this breaking event as it unfolds.

Just say “NO” to an “Obama-Nation”!

The Dad

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  1. The Son on August 23rd, 2008 9:20 am

    I dumoped my McDonald’s stock (dump… interesting word when used in the same sentence as McDonalds) long, long ago.

    Good for B. Wise decision, I think,.

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